novelbin Chapter 576: Chihong, if you are as shameless as you, Xiaoxia and Xiaohuang are now in confinement
Chapter 576: Chihong, if you are as shameless as you, Xiaoxia and Xiaohuang are now in confinement
Don't panic, it's a big trouble and there's no point in panicking.
He now has three ways to deal with the current situation.
First, he would never admit it and just say he was drunk and talking nonsense.
Second, I am confident and justified. Yes! That’s what I said!
Third, obtuse angle.
Qianlin didn't even think about it and just chose 2 without thinking!
He turned around with confidence, reached into his backpack, took out a can of energy cubes, and handed it to Gardevoir behind him.
"Come on, Gardevoir, have a peach."
Gardevoir looked at Qianlin with a strange expression. She wanted to take the energy block directly, but as the Pokémon of Kaluni, she still looked at her trainer.
Nazi looked at Qianlin's expression and twitched her lips: "Are you planning to deny it?"
"What did you say? I don't understand." Qian Lin pretended to look around.
Kaluni gave this guy a funny look and said, "I'll treat it as your gift, please accept it, Gardevoir."
Hearing this, Gardevoir blushed and impatiently took the energy block handed to her by Qianlin.
She held the bottle of energy cube, with super powers flashing in her eyes. The blue light opened the jar, and a pink energy cube flew out and fell lightly into Gardevoir's mouth.
At this moment, Gardevoir's expression softened.
Ah~ That's the feeling~
Gardevoir covered her face with one hand, her face was indescribably red, and her eyes were tender.
Still want more~
Nancy looked at Gardevoir unhappily: "You are the super-powered queen who can suppress me, can you please not show that expression?"
It's scary to watch.
"Shanai~"
Gardevoir smiled tenderly.
Would you like one too?
Nancy is not much different from a psychic Pokémon, and this energy block containing super-power is also a sure kill for her.
If even she can't resist it, there's no way Nazhi can resist it.
Hearing this, Nancy looked at him with disdain, then snorted, "Don't treat me like a silly Pokémon."
Gardevoir's smile froze.
Kaluni looked at each person and their Pokémon with amusement, and shook her head helplessly: "Ever since Gardevoir came back and ate the energy cubes you made, it has no interest in the energy cubes I bought. My other Pokémon are similar, but not as... obsessed as Gardevoir."
"I know why." Qian Lin raised a finger. "Psychic Pokémon are very sensitive to things like energy, and the power of super-power comes from the power of origin. The stronger the psychic Pokémon, the stronger the stimulation it brings."
"Plus, what she ate was originally the energy cube I made specially for psychic Pokémon. That feeling will amplify the already sensitive body of psychic Pokémon, creating a kind of...comfortable feeling like smoothing fur. My Sun Eevee is the same. She can't eat anything except energy cubes now."
A more abstract explanation is that the psychic Pokémon has to distract itself to control the powerful psychic power that keeps dissipating, and the energy block of super power will help the psychic control this part of the power, and the psychic Pokémon will relax at this moment.
There is no need to think about anything, or even to be distracted by anything. The whole body is in an unprecedented state of relaxation.
Kaluni looked at Qianlin with a smile on her face: "You seem to think that after changing the subject, I won't pursue the matter of you spreading rumors that I'm your wife?"
Qian Lin put down his raised right hand and coughed dryly: "What a rumor... I am telling the truth!"
Are you quite proud?
Qinglu looked at Qianlin in surprise.
Kaluni's expression became visibly stiff.
At this moment, Qian Lin continued, "I have to change wives every three months on Earth, and I have to be vigilant against PV fraud every time I change wives. But in the Pokémon world, I don't have to worry about this. Isn't this something to be proud of?"
Green: "..."
This guy... is bolder than Chihong.
If Chihong had the courage back then, Xiaoxia and Xiaohuang would both be in confinement together now.
Kaluni was silent for a moment, then hesitated for a moment before asking, "Why do you have to change wives every three months?"
"Because the new episode has been updated." Qianlin answered honestly.
Kaluni looked at him in confusion.
At this time, Yike, who had been holding back her laughter for a long time, couldn't help but raise her hand: "Every quarter, a new anime will be released, and the beautiful female characters in the anime are our wives, so every time a new one is released every quarter, the wives will be replaced."
"'We'?" Qinglu couldn't help but look at Yike.
Yike covered her mouth instantly, blushing and lowering her head.
"Don't doubt it, she didn't say the wrong words." Qian Lin laughed cheerfully, "It's just me and her, as well as the millions of otakus on the planet. We all change wives every quarter."
Moreover, those crazy guys on Earth have already started to post "wife" in Yike's live broadcast room. Yike hasn't even started the show, but these guys refuse to leave and insist on posting in the live broadcast room.
That’s why Qianlin didn’t dare to start a live broadcast in front of Kaluni and Nancy. If he did, the whole screen would probably be filled with the word “wife”.
Qinglu and Kaluni looked at each other with surprise in their eyes.
When it comes to being shameless, people on Earth are so awesome!
"So." Qianlin opened his arms and looked at Kaluni and Nancy as if embracing the sky, his tone was gentle and his expression was sacred, "You are all my wings~"
Even Gardevoir couldn't stand it anymore.
She silently took two steps back, came behind Kaluni, and held the energy cube tightly.
Even if you act crazy or stupid, I won't give it back to you.
Kaluni rolled her eyes at Gardevoir in annoyance, then looked at Qianlin, speechless for a moment. She didn't know how to face this guy.
Has he no sense of shame?
Nazhi's face was filled with disgust, and the disgust in her eyes was almost sky-high.
She now seemed to understand why the spoon of fate instructed her to run away quickly.
Just when everyone was surprised at Qianlin's boldness, Yi Ke, who was covering her mouth at the back, suddenly laughed: "Hatchet warning."
"Yike!!!" Qian Lin turned to look at her unhappily, "What do you usually look at as a girl? I would have accepted it if you had said it in another word, but what is a hatchet? Is that something a child like you can look at?"
Yike blinked and said nothing.
"Although I don't know what you are talking about... but Yike is right." Kaluni crossed her arms and looked at Qianlin with a smile in her eyes, "Hatchet warning."
Qian Lin's mouth twitched.
Logically speaking, he wasn't afraid of the warning from the hatchet man, but Kaluni was the champion.
Plus a humanoid Pokémon Nancy... Fortunately, there are only these two people. Even if they are hit by the hatchet, they can still resist. If Shirona and Chrysalis also come, the hatchet will probably not be able to escape.
"Well, I don't think something like a hatchet would happen to me." Qian Lin took a step back quietly.
Qinglu, who was standing next to them, couldn't help but sigh with emotion when seeing the harmonious and friendly scene between the few people.
Logically speaking, if Chihong had been half as shameless as Qianlin, Xiaoxia and Xiaohuang would have been in confinement by now.
Maybe I could even be the child's godfather or something.
Thinking of this, Qinglu suddenly touched his chin.
It seems... quite exciting.