novelbin Chapter 243 I don't believe you!
Chapter 243 I don't believe you!
As Chen Feng entered the Happiness Internet Cafe, he bumped into Jia Xu, who was standing at the entrance in a daze: "Hey, Wenhe, what are you thinking about?"
Jia Xu replied without hesitation, "The enemy has even managed to invade internet cafes, so of course they're planning to escape. Wait, why did I blurt out what I was thinking?"
Seeing Jia Xu's bewildered expression, Chen Feng smiled inwardly: "Old Wan, this Truth or Dare system is really good."
[Old Wan?]
[Equipment Enhancement: Boss, I was just kidding. You don't really think I'm the God of All Machines, do you?]
Chen Feng wanted to deny it, but what came out of his mouth was: "I saw through her kindness a long time ago."
Many truths are told in the form of jokes.
Since the daily intelligence system was obtained from the Cihang ruined temple, Chen Feng has always been wary of it.
While using the Daily Intelligence System, Chen Feng discovered that it knew everything about Cihang City, from Niu Mian's lottery fishing to the lord's alt account.
There's also the conspiracy of Cihang's chosen ones to plot against the group members, the method by which the Five Monsters sealed Cihang, and the past of Cihang's chosen one Zero saving the light of the Little Sky. The daily intelligence even includes video recordings.
However, Daily Intelligence falls silent when asked questions unrelated to Cihang. For example, they can't answer who the second person in Mythical Three Kingdoms was who saw through the great calamity.
Furthermore, considering the proficiency level, the daily intelligence is about a girl, the system was jointly created by the three gods, the daily intelligence is the same as Cihang Shannian She Qingqing, and she is used to calling Chen Feng by his real name, etc.
Chen Feng was almost certain that the Daily Intelligence System was one of Cihang's incarnations.
By the same token, the other talking systems must also be extraordinary. The equipment enhancement system can even disassemble the unique equipment, the Myriad Soul Banner, into parts. Who else could possess such power to reconstruct all things but the Myriad Machines?
The level of proficiency required to completely dominate all opponents can only be achieved by an Infinite God.
But since the big boss was unwilling to admit it, Chen Feng wouldn't take the initiative to break the ice, and even pretended to be stupid to cover it up.
Otherwise, if Chen Feng directly asked S1 where the god was, and he couldn't answer the daily intelligence question, he would be exposed on the spot.
A multitude of thoughts flashed through Chen Feng's mind, but in order not to reveal more secrets, Chen Feng could only repeat himself like a broken record: "I need to find the dog, to make the sorcerer blow it up, I need to find the dog, to make the sorcerer blow it up."
During the search for the dog.
Chen Feng encountered She Qingqing bringing food to everyone: "This is my newly learned recipe for crispy rice and sliced pork rice bowl. Chen Feng, you should try it too."
The husky chewed and chewed: "It smells better than poop, it's not sticky like poop, and it's jumping around like it's New Year's."
The old wolf scolded, "Second Brother, why do you want to eat shit again? It makes me want to try some too, huh? What am I saying? No! I'm a wolf, not a dog, I don't want to eat shit!"
Savior: "Miss Qingqing, your cooking is excellent, but I suspect it may contain poison, strange bacteria, or an evil curse. Therefore, I will not eat either this clone or the original hiding in the basement."
These words struck the savior like a bolt from the blue, and he slapped himself twice: "How could I have revealed our hiding place! How could I have been so careless!"
Looking at the chaotic state of the Happiness Internet Cafe.
Chen Feng sensed something was wrong and quickly led the husky away.
Unsurprisingly, the sorcerer was not affected by the truth-telling system.
The husky asked, "Brother sorcerer, why are you so flat?"
Sorcerer: "I was careless and got beaten by a piece of trash."
The husky wondered, "If trash can beat my brother, then isn't my brother even trashier?"
The sorcerer shook his head: "That's not right. As the saying goes, trash beats experts. My brother was only beaten twice by trash who didn't follow the rules because his techniques were too advanced. But once or twice, there won't be a third or fourth time. Next time, I guarantee I'll win."
This is why the sorcerer was able to break through the evil savior's defenses back then. Others spew trash talk to provoke their opponents and put themselves in an advantageous position in battle, but when the sorcerer calls someone trash, he genuinely thinks the other person is trash.
Chen Feng felt it was getting late: "We should go, or we'll be in trouble."
But trouble has already begun.
In the blink of an eye.
The light of the sky had already flashed in front of Chen Feng: "Feng, I've noticed that people in internet cafes can only tell the truth now."
"Is that so?"
"Wind, I ask you, do you like me?"
The light of the heavens squinted.
If I had to describe it in one word, it would be "bewitched by ghosts"; if I had to describe it in one scene, it would be "the weasel has come to demand its reward."
Oh no, here comes the killer question.
Chen Feng knew he couldn't lie, but he wasn't stupid either, so he immediately stopped and said, "You're my only power bank."
Then the time stop resumed.
Chen Feng quickly squeezed out the second half of the sentence: "Of course I like you."
Upon hearing this...
The Light of the Sky cupped his face, revealing a satisfied yet twisted smile: "Great, Wind, you came to save me. I'm so happy, so happy, so happy! You've been worried about the Big Four companies lately, haven't you? It's okay, I'll protect you and kill them all."
The yandere's condition doesn't seem to have improved; in fact, it's gotten even worse.
Chen Feng breathed a sigh of relief, thinking he had just gotten away with it, but the next question was another death trap.
The Light of the Sky asked, "Wind, between me and Sister Shadow, who do you like more?"
"Of course it's you."
"What about me and Sister Qingqing?"
"Load save file".
Chen Feng practically fled from Happiness Internet Cafe.
And during this period.
The Proficiency System kept searching through the system pool: "Strange, where did the Global Physical Fitness Decrease by 100 Times System, Global Intelligence Decrease by 100 Times System, Shrink by 100 Times System, Magnify by 100 Times System, Superpower Affix System, and 100 Times Copy System go?"
[Regarding the equipment enhancement, the response was:] "I don't know."
Don't know? Damn!
[Proficiency level explodes in anger: "You don't know this, you don't know that, you're as stupid as a pig, I really need to teach you a lesson!"]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Before crossing over.
Just to be on the safe side, Chen Feng asked the AI, "Hey AI, based on the information we have so far, do you think I'll be blocked at the gate by Cihang Shenxuan or the four major companies when I land?"
Xiaoji immediately replied, "Of course not. The cosmic overlord is being dissected and studied. Flesh and blood are no match for the light of the heavens. The four major corporations cannot resist time reversal, so they wouldn't dare to block the door."
If you say no, then yes.
After hearing this...
Without further hesitation, Chen Feng instructed the Light of the Sky: "After landing, immediately pick up Rhodes and then run away as fast as you can."
And three seconds later.
Flesh and blood, desire and lust, flesh and blood, the overlords of the universe—two combat officers simultaneously arrived in front of the Starry Sky Agency, shouting, "Chen Feng, where are you? You're not in District 13 at all! Where did you run off to?"