Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.

Chapter 284 Goblin Slayer

The goblin shaman made a peace sign: "Scissors."

Sky: "Stone".

Chen Feng: "No!!!"

Dozens of comets and meteorites fell from the sky. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, who would have thought that this apocalyptic scene, comparable to a Hollywood blockbuster, was actually created by a goblin?

Chen Feng raised his head and couldn't help but sing, "I've mistakenly entered the imperial palace~"

Sika shouted, "Big brother! What time is it? Stop singing and use your invincible teleportation skill to think of something!"

"What's the panic?"

Chen Feng scanned the sky, locking onto all the meteorites and comets flying overhead. Then, with a spatial teleportation, he moved all these extraterrestrial meteorites to the sky above the goblins.

This is what they call lifting a rock only to drop it on your own foot!

However, before Chen Feng could even rejoice, an unexpected turn of events occurred!

The goblin shaman below waved his staff, and the meteor shower above suddenly stopped as if it had braked hard. Then it changed direction and charged towards Chen Feng and his group again.

Wow, it even has a guaranteed hit and tracking feature.

Chen Feng looked at Sika: "Now you can panic."

Amidst the deafening roar, a mushroom cloud of smoke billowed into the sky, turning a plain into a depression riddled with craters.

And in the distance of the depression.

As the power of space rippled, three figures suddenly materialized from the void and crashed to the ground.

"Is everything alright?"

Chen Feng was panting heavily. Even he was starting to feel the strain from two consecutive large-scale group spatial teleportations.

Grey clutched her stomach and said, "Besides being hungry, I don't feel anything."

Chen Feng turned to the villagers: "And what about you?"

Sika was trembling like a leaf, stammering, "I...I didn't feel anything, it wasn't scary at all, my heart didn't even skip a beat."

That's terrifying!

However, Chen Feng did not blame Sika for losing her composure.

These three goblins, one slash from each of them, can leave you with a negative state that's as long as a short essay.

A level 50+ player who has defeated more than six heroes.

There's another one who can heal and deal damage, has a blur effect on physical classes and a spell reflection effect on mage classes, and can occasionally throw out a group meteor spell. If a teammate dies, a resurrection spell can revive them all.

This monster's setup is so weak that even an adventurer with a weak constitution would be lucky to escape it.

"As expected of an intermediate universe, it's half as sinister as Cihang."

Chen Feng didn't have a good solution for the time being, and since it was getting late, he suggested, "Let's eat first."

"Yay!"

Grey immediately perked up at the mention of food.

The three walked towards the village, and just like during the day, the familiar scene played out again: they still had to navigate around a bunch of traps, still knocked on the door for a long time without getting an answer, and still didn't recognize their own grandson.

"Don't give me that 'uncle' nonsense." Grandpa Sika opened the door, and as soon as he saw Sika, he swung his cane at her. "Look at you, you never learn anything good. You're never around all day, and you come home so late. Can't you learn from your sister?"

Sika clutched her slapped arm, gasped, and said, "Grandpa, I'm an only child in our family!"

The old man paused for a moment, stepped aside, and pointed to a young girl in a linen dress with freckles inside the room, saying, "And who is this in our house?"

Sika looked closely and said, "That's my girlfriend, Xiaomei."

The old man frowned: "Just now?"

Xiaomei said awkwardly, "Grandpa, we met ten years ago."

Can someone still admit their mistakes after ten years?

Chen Feng rubbed his forehead, thinking to himself, "If all else fails, you guys should add each other as friends first."

With your relationship, you couldn't even transfer money on Earth.

Sika pulled Mei outside and asked, "Why are you here?"

Xiaomei said sheepishly, "You still have the nerve to ask? My dad doesn't approve of our relationship. He says we're disgusting, good-for-nothings, like a dead pig falling in love with a human, or a blind cat and mouse pairing up."

Sika looked bewildered and said, "So you came here today just to give me a piece of your mind?"

When this was mentioned, Xiaomei's eyes reddened and she choked up, saying, "My father wanted to sell me to the city to be a maid for the city lord's son. The contract was already signed. I came here today just to see you one last time."

After saying that, Xiaomei left sadly.

"No!!! Xiaomei, don't go! How can I live without you?!"

Sika was devastated.

It seems like someone is trying to sabotage pure love.

Pure Love Warrior Chen Feng said, "Don't panic: What's there to be sad about? After we take down the goblins, I'll take you to steal the bride."

Jessica immediately looked up: "Really? Then I'm not sad anymore."

This time.

Chen Feng, on the other hand, was puzzled: "You adjusted your emotions so quickly?"

Sika said matter-of-factly, "I originally planned to crash the wedding and choke all the people trying to steal Xiaomei to death in the trap."

This kid never fights internally.

Chen Feng and his group entered the house.

This time, the old man saw the sword on Sika's back and asked in a deep voice, "Grandpa is getting old, and my eyesight isn't very good, but if I'm not mistaken, this should be the Hero's Sword, right? Where did it come from?"

Oh, that was purchased by the cemetery.

Seeing that Sika was a little embarrassed, Chen Feng quickly covered for her, saying, "This was a gift from a brave friend."

Sika nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, he himself has no objection."

The old man kicked Sika: "If he's so generous, why didn't you invite him over for dinner!"

Sika coughed twice and said, "He's not hungry."

The old man understood: "Not having an appetite?"

To be precise, the feng shui is bad right now.

Chen Feng and Xi Ka exchanged a glance, neither daring to speak.

Seeing the two remain silent, the old man thought he had guessed correctly, so he picked up the food and said, "Then I'll cook him a few home-style dishes, and you can take them over."

There's no need to cook any dishes.

You could burn some paper money.

Chen Feng inquired, "Grandpa, since you were an adventurer, do you know how to deal with goblins?"

"Goblins? Do we even need to deal with them? Weren't we just crushing them with a flick of our wrists?" The old man turned to Sika and asked, "I haven't even asked yet, grandson, how many Demon King's army officers did you risk your life to kill today?"

Sika said embarrassedly, "We've never fought a goblin before."

"What?"

Upon hearing this, the old man flew into a rage.

After all, in the Western fantasy world, goblins are already the lowest level of monsters. In the real world, it's like Sika saying he fought with a hamburger and lost.

"How embarrassing!"

The old man was so disappointed in Sika that he raised his cane to hit her again.

Chen Feng quickly stopped him and explained, "That goblin south of the village is really powerful; he can even cast Meteor Spell."

Upon hearing this, the old man let go: "Oh, you mean those three elite goblins? They were enhanced by the Demon King and came specifically to catch transmigrators and reincarnated heroes."

"But don't worry, the village has pooled its money to issue a mission to exterminate goblins in the city. Once that hero called Goblin Slayer arrives, he will definitely be able to wipe out those goblins."

"Damn, no wonder I couldn't beat the game. I thought it was my fault, but it turns out I was missing a key teammate." Chen Feng glanced at the mission; the 24-hour deadline was tomorrow morning. He then asked with concern, "Grandpa, when will that hero arrive?"

The old man frowned and said, "Logically speaking, they should have arrived this morning."

This morning?

Chen Feng felt a sudden tightness in his crotch, a bad premonition creeping over him: "Does he have any distinctive features?"

The old man said, "I'm so old, how could I remember clearly? I only know that the hero was a lone wolf and never acted with the witch. He was very good at dealing with goblins, but he was helpless against other monsters. He had a hero's sword. Sigh, grandson, it's similar to the one your friend gave you. Oh right, he also especially liked to eat roasted meat. Wait a minute, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Alright, alright, that's better now."

Chen Feng slumped into a chair. No one expected that the only hero who could kill the goblins would be betrayed and killed by his own people.

Just as Chen Feng was wondering what to do, the spacetime power within him suddenly trembled again.

"Another request for retroactive access?"

"The frequency of these backtracking sessions is almost as high as when I was at Happiness Internet Cafe. Is the pressure really that great?"

Just as Chen Feng was about to tacitly agree, he suddenly thought of something.

"I just entered this world when the Sage of Regression applied for a regression, so his regression point must be before I entered."

"Maybe I can hitch a ride."

"Thigh, I'm here to save you!"

"Backtrack!"