Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.

Chapter 73 Group Sex

Looking at the three Hextech missiles in front of him, Chen Feng suddenly had a bold idea.

After explaining everything...

With her eyes closed, Cihang Bodhisattva made the Varada Mudra (gesture of granting wishes) with her left hand and the Abhaya Mudra (gesture of fearlessness) with her right hand, returning to her original posture.

She Qingqing snapped out of her daze and asked in confusion, "Huh? Was it an illusion? I think I just saw the stone statue move! Oh! Where did this blood on the ground come from?"

Chen Feng, quick-witted as ever, immediately seized the opportunity and said, "I have to go."

"You just arrived and you're leaving already?"

"Haven't you noticed that this dilapidated temple is haunted?"

"Wait for me!"

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Cihang City, Crazy Zoo, Carnivorous Zone.

Erlang has had a terrible time these past two days.

Two days ago, it found its eldest brother, barely alive, by the grass: "Brother, what happened to you!"

Erlang carried his elder brother back to the cave and kept licking his wounds with his tongue.

But the eldest brother still died.

At the entrance of the cave, Erlang dug a pit and buried the only person in the world who loved him.

And looking at that protruding earthen slope.

Erlang lowered his head, his stomach rumbling.

It hasn't eaten in a long time. When its older brother was around, he never let it go hungry.

Although going two days without food wouldn't starve a monster to death, it felt really awful.

A violent spasm and convulsions came from his abdomen, and Erlang's tears welled up in his eyes: "Brother, I'm so hungry. These past two days while you were gone, they've been bullying me."

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.

Wolf Vanguard suddenly appeared, asking with a deliberately mocking tone, "Among the 'them' you're talking about?"

When an enemy appears, one's eyes burn with intense hatred.

Erlang, his ears tucked back and tail drooping, barked wildly, "You bastard! You killed my brother, what are you doing here?"

"What are you barking like a dog?"

Wolf Vanguard didn't take Erlang seriously at all: "Although your brother is dead, someone still needs to patrol the mountain. After thinking it over, I've decided to give you this good job."

"I'm not going."

Erlang resolutely refused.

But Wolf Vanguard wasn't there to negotiate: "You don't want to? Then I'll kill you and send you to reunite with your brother."

"Vanguard, isn't this going a bit too far?" An elderly wolf demon suddenly approached, sighed, and said, "Poor little thing."

"It's a little thing, and you're an old thing."

The Wolf Vanguard didn't take the old wolf demon seriously at all.

Generally speaking, monsters don't have the concept of old age, since they have no lifespan limit; the longer they cultivate, the more powerful they become.

However, the old wolf demon suffered from a chronic illness during his youth when he fought with the current wolf king for leadership. Although he has aged, his cultivation has not progressed further, which is why he appears so old.

The elderly wolf demon shook his head and said, "We're all from the same wolf pack, so we should look after each other."

Wolf Vanguard laughed, "Who's a wolf? He's just a dog, you know?"

Erlang's hair stood on end: "What did you say?"

Wolf Vanguard kept repeating, "I said you're a dog, a dog, a dog."

call!

A furry dog ​​paw lunged at Wolf Vanguard, but Wolf Vanguard caught it in one swift motion.

Having been hungry for two days, Erlang, whose cultivation was only about ten years old, was no match for the hundred-year-old demon Wolf Vanguard.

Wolf Vanguard leaned forward, his face close to Erlang's, and spat out a foul, pungent stench from his gaping maw, leering, "Is that all the strength you've got?"

"Pooh!"

"You bastard, how dare you spit on me?" Wolf Vanguard felt the wetness on his face and flew into a rage. "I was going to a wedding banquet anyway, so I didn't want to bother with you."

"But since you're courting death, I'll grant your wish."

"Look closely, the way I beat your older brother to death that day, I'll beat you to death today."

Having said that, it slapped out with its claw.

A powerful gust of wind came rushing towards us.

Erlang was terrified; it had never felt death so close before.

Just then, Wolf Vanguard suddenly realized that its paws were being held down, and it roared angrily, "You old bastard, are you tired of living? How dare you go against me!"

But when Wolf Vanguard turned around, it was astonishing to find that the one who had grabbed its claws was not the old wolf demon, but someone else.

"Humans?"

Chen Feng chuckled and returned to his earlier question: "Is that all the strength you've got?"

Enraged by the provocation, the wolf vanguard tried with all its might to break free, but the hands holding it were like two iron clamps, unable to budge.

"Are you a superhuman?"

The wolf vanguard threatened, "Human, I advise you not to court death. My king has three hundred years of cultivation, twice my strength. If you dare to attack me, you will die a terrible death."

Upon hearing this, Chen Feng nodded: "That reminds me."

The wolf vanguard said smugly, "Scared now?"

"I'm very scared."

"Hurry up and let me go, or I might spare your life."

"You seem to have misunderstood," Chen Feng told Wolf Vanguard. "I'm afraid that if I exert too much force, I'll kill you."

A standard concrete building with dimensions of 30x30x30 mm would require 1,000 kg of TNT to destroy.

Chen Feng only needs one punch.

This is what you call a "building explosion" level.

With such combat power, Chen Feng held Wolf Vanguard as if it were an ant, and he was really afraid that if he accidentally crushed it to death, he would summon the great demon.

"You should lie down first."

As he spoke, Chen Feng broke the limbs of Wolf Vanguard.

Witnessing this scene, the elderly wolf demon and Erlang were trembling with fear. Even the wolf vanguard with 150 years of cultivation was easily crushed. Did they have any chance of survival?

But Chen Feng pulled a sausage out of his pocket, tore off its red wrapper, and offered it to the husky: "Work with me, and I'll feed you."

The aroma of meat filled the air, making Erha's mouth water.

This is a treat.

Then Chen Feng pointed to the vanguard who had turned into a wolf-shaped staff: "Those who bullied you, I will personally twist their heads off."

This is a beheading.

Finally, Chen Feng smacked his lips and asked, "Deal?"

Erlang wagged his tail and barked, "Okay."

This is like taking someone in as a dog.

Watching the little boy wolf down the sausage in just a few bites, Chen Feng felt a pang of sympathy: "Look how hungry the kid is, he's starving like a dog."

Next came the problem of the elderly wolf demon.

"Please spare me, Immortal!"

Looking at the wolf demon with its head bowed, Chen Feng hesitated. Although the old wolf demon was a good helper and loyal to him, that was based on the fact that they were both wolves in the previous life.

Now that he is the original body, can we still trust him?

"What's your name?"

"I report to the celestial being that I have no name."

"Since you look rather old, I'll call you Old Wolf." Chen Feng decided to try and bait you. "Don't be afraid, I won't kill you, but you have to tell me the truth, what is this wedding that Vanguard was talking about?"

If the old wolf lies, Chen Feng will immediately make it lie down with the vanguard.

But the old wolf honestly replied, "Reporting to the immortal, the daughter of the thousand-year-old tiger king has chosen a brother from her tribe for her wedding tonight. Apart from the bear spirit, all the kings of the various tribes in the carnivorous region will attend the banquet."

He said it word for word.

Chen Feng was a reasonable man: "Alright, I'm going to the banquet now. Do as I say, and I guarantee that you will be the new king of the tribe after it's done."

So, at the entrance of the Xuan Sha Cave.

The two tiger demons looked at the old wolf and the husky, who were carrying sacks one in front of and one behind, and asked in confusion, "What's in the sacks?"

Old Wolf opened the first sack, revealing Chen Feng inside, and said, "This is a gift prepared by the Wolf King for the two newlyweds. Don't worry, it was bestowed by the Great Demon, not something I kept for myself."

It was a living person.

The tiger demon immediately accepted his words without suspicion: "What a generous gift! Please come in!"

After sneaking into the courtyard, Chen Feng instructed Erha and the old wolf to watch over the wolf vanguard in another sack to make sure it didn't die, while he took the opportunity to activate the S'anwestan and slip into Madam Tiger's boudoir.

It still smelled of foxes. Chen Feng looked closely and saw that this time, Madam Tiger was actually in the house: "You rascal, why are you taking so long?"

But after seeing Chen Feng's face clearly, Madam Hu was taken aback and asked, "Who are you?"

Chen Feng stated his purpose: "I was sent by Cihang Bodhisattva to help you."

Madam Tiger trembled: "So you're one of us. Please have a seat."

Chen Feng opened his mouth, about to speak, when he suddenly turned his head and looked towards the door.

It turned out that a gust of black wind had entered the house.

King Leopard revealed his true form, his face darkening as he asked, "Madam, did you invite anyone else?"

Group sex, huh?