novelbin Chapter 82 Good Appetite
Chapter 82 Good Appetite
Upon discovering the chat group had restarted, the First Saint Demon Lord was the first to pop up: "Fellow Daoist Chen, Senior Corpse Emperor, it's been hundreds of years! I've missed you all so much!"
Calling someone "brother" means they're a fellow Daoist, while calling someone "Corpse Emperor" means they're a senior.
No wonder he's a snob from the cultivation world.
While Chen Feng was inwardly grumbling, he also realized a problem: "Hundreds of years? But only ten years have passed here."
The ominous Corpse King succinctly stated: "Three hundred and forty years."
It seems that the flow of time is different in different worlds.
The First Saint Demon Lord hurriedly asked Chen Feng, "How is it, Fellow Daoist Chen? Is the cultivation technique I gave you useful?"
Chen Feng said, "Don't even mention it: 'The technique is good, but the entry threshold is too high. I've been practicing for ten years and haven't even made a dent.'"
The First Saint Demon Lord said this was normal: "Little-known fact: the proportion of ordinary people with spiritual roots is one in a thousand."
Chen Feng complained, "But even the old man sweeping the floor here has spiritual roots."
The First Saint Demon Lord was taken aback: "Holy crap, isn't that a land overflowing with talent? Fellow Daoist Chen, wait a moment, I'll upload two cultivation techniques."
The First Saint Demon Lord uploaded the "Invincible Manual (Sub-section)" to the group file.
Invincible?
Chen Feng thought to himself, "Why didn't you bring out this good stuff sooner? Why did you make me practice some kind of turtle health regimen?"
But then, the second manual was also brought up.
The First Saint Demon Lord uploaded the Heavenly Enemy Technique (Mother Chapter) via group files.
What the hell?
Just as Chen Feng was puzzled, the First Saint Demon Lord explained, "This is the Mother-Child Cultivation Technique of my Holy Sect, which is practiced by two people. Its characteristic is that the cultivation of the child part is particularly fast, but the side effects are extremely severe, and it will drain all the potential of the cultivator in a short period of time."
"Although the cultivation of the mother chapter is slow, it can control the life and death of the cultivators in the child chapter at any time and turn their hard-earned cultivation into its own."
Chen Feng understood; wasn't this just using people as furnaces?
The ominous Corpse King also commented: "This is heinous and immoral."
Indeed, practicing such an evil technique is an insult to me!
Chen Feng intended to say that, but the words that came out were: "Can only one person practice the sub-sections?"
He has a dream: to enable everyone in Cihang City to practice martial arts.
The First Saint Demon Lord sent a laughing emoji: "Hahaha, Fellow Daoist Chen is indeed on the right track. It's just a pity that this technique is unique, just like your Myriad Soul Banner. It's one of a kind, and there can only be one in one world and one timeline."
what?
Chen Feng was suddenly startled: "The Myriad Soul Banner is also the only one in the world?"
The First Saint Demon Lord: "Of course, isn't its main material the skin of the Human Emperor? And there can only be one Human Emperor in the past, present, and future."
Now that I have the materials for the Ten Thousand Soul Banner, wouldn't the one that the great demon has be the same?
Chen Feng suddenly realized: "No wonder the great demon didn't use the Myriad Soul Banner during his duel with Li Guolong. It turns out he wasn't holding back."
Then, Chen Feng felt a chill run down his spine: "The Myriad Soul Banner disappeared without a trace. Given the cunning of those five monsters, they must already know of my existence as a reborn person."
But they did nothing, and everything continued as usual, which is very unreasonable.
Most likely, somewhere, they dug a huge pit for me that only reborn people would encounter.
Recalling his experiences over the past ten years, Chen Feng quickly pinpointed the old house incident: "Something's wrong. These monsters in Cihang City have been blocking information related to themselves in order to maintain their rule."
"But the news media wrote extensively about the old house incident involving vengeful spirits, making it known throughout the city, which is very unlike their style."
"Those five are probably lying in wait for me in the old house, just waiting for me to enter the old house in advance and walk into the trap."
Chen Feng became more and more frightened as he thought about it.
What a cunning scheme! If it weren't for the cultivation group, he would have really fallen for it.
At this moment, the First Saint Demon Lord suddenly remembered: "Fellow Daoist Chen, didn't you say that we could add two new people every time we opened the chat group?"
More is being added, more is being added.
Chen Feng glanced at the progress: "The system is searching. The big shots in supernatural and Western fantasy will be coming in soon."
The First Saint Demon Lord scoffed, "Fellow Daoist Chen, you are mistaken. In Western fantasy, there is Sauron, the Dark Lord from The Lord of the Rings, and the Great Old Ones from Lord of Mysteries. Calling him a big shot is not unreasonable."
"But the supernatural? To put it bluntly, it's just ghosts. What's so powerful about that? In our cultivation world, we have ghost cultivators who can turn the world upside down with a wave of their hand and summon wind and rain. Aren't they a million times more powerful than those vengeful spirits like Sadako and Kasyapa?"
That's not quite right.
There's a mysterious resurgence within the horror.
Chen Feng was about to retort.
Two notifications popped up in the group chat.
[The Western Fantasy - Chaotic Ancient Dragon (Playing with Fire) has joined the group. Say hello to the other members!]
[The supernatural-spirited Netherworld Star (cooking rice) has joined the group. Say hello to the other members!]
Upon seeing the newcomer's name, Chen Feng's eyes twitched.
Are there any good people in this group?
The first to enter were bad guys (the First Saint Demon Lord), then dead people (the Ominous Corpse Emperor), and then they didn't even become human anymore (the Chaos Ancient Dragon). But that wasn't the limit. The last one to enter wasn't even a carbon-based life form anymore (the Netherworld Star).
When you transmigrate, can't you wear something that looks human?
The brooding, ominous Corpse King, as always, began with the secret code: "Genshin Impact."
The two newlyweds replied simultaneously, "Start!"
Not only are they fellow countrymen from Earth, but they're even from the world of anime and manga.
Meanwhile, at the First Saint Sect, the Demon Lord looked at the names of the newcomers.
In Western fantasy, dragons are basically just giant lizards, mere ants.
As for this Netherworld Star, it sounds like a Liangshan hero from the Water Margin, or some kind of strategist, not even as good as an ant.
There are three key principles in the cultivation world: "Kneel and fawn over seniors, be careful when you meet fellow cultivators, and act arrogantly when you encounter ants."
As a person in the cultivation world.
The Demon Lord has made showing off a habit, and he can't change it.
But Chen Feng was the group leader, and the Ominous Corpse King was more powerful than him, which made him very uncomfortable because he couldn't show off.
Now that two not-so-strong opponents have arrived, he'll definitely have to put on a good show.
After a moment's thought, the Demon Lord sent out two messages:
[Group Status - 1]
[Group Status - 1]
He is very cunning. He deliberately shows weakness first, waiting for others to ask him questions, and then subtly puts on airs.
Unfortunately, the plan fell through.
Youmingxing: Fellow villagers, I'll eat first, then we'll chat.
Chaos Ancient Dragon: "Then I'll play with fire for a bit."
Chen Feng warned, "Playing with fire will cause you to wet the bed."
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, the First Saint Demon Lord became anxious and asked with concern, "Fellow Daoist Youming, what would you like to eat?"
The First Saint Demon Lord had already made up his mind that no matter what Youmingxing said to eat, he would say next: "You have a good appetite. My lunch is just some ten-thousand-year-old immortal fish, immortal wine, immortal peaches, and dragon liver and phoenix gall, etc. I'm tired of it."
No matter what the Netherworld Star eats, I eat better than it.
Chaos was originally a dragon, but Lao Tzu ate dragons.
It was incredibly satisfying to suppress two newcomers at once.
But Youmingxing simply uploaded a picture with the caption: "I'm eating this."
Oh, so you can upload what you see in a chat group.
Chen Feng glanced at the picture. The background was dark and deep, and a huge sphere appeared in his eyes. It was covered with patches of green, white, and brown, but mostly blue.
"White represents the polar regions, brown represents the desert, blue must be the ocean, and green represents the forest?"
Chen Feng could tell that this was a planet.
Sky background, planets, supernatural horror.
Could it be an alien world?
Chen Feng asked, "I don't see anything to eat. Can I take another picture?"
Soon the second, third, and fourth pictures appeared.
The first image is an enormous, flesh-colored tongue, as wide as the equator, licking the planet.
The second image shows the planet's surface completely devoured by the tongue.
The last picture is a selfie. It's a planet several times larger than a planet, with a brownish-red face all over its body. Its surface is covered with flesh-colored wrinkles that resemble skin, and it has a nose, eyes, and a mouth.
That fleshy tongue emerged from its abyss-like maw.
"belch!"
With a loud burp, the dry rice state of the Netherworld Star disappeared.
Having a planet for lunch?
The First Saint Demon Lord was dumbfounded: "Senior Youming, you have quite an appetite."
Youming said, "I've been feeling a bit feverish lately, so I can't eat spicy food. Otherwise, I would have eaten Hengxing's today."